Like many small time petty crooks, Carlo didn’t like to work and wasn’t good at holding a job. Not only was he lazy, he wasn’t smart. He made mistakes as a bookie and his co-workers had to keep an eye on him. He was the guy who married Connie Corleone and abused her, using one …
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Apr 12 2018
News Funnel!
Look folks, there has just been too much news this week to keep up with our Late Night friends’ humorous commentary and if you’re like me you could use a giggle or two. Monday Third Month Mania: Bracket of Bullshit Tuesday Panda Yesterday Ryan I’ve highlighted my three favorite, “Third Month Mania: Bracket of Bullshit”, …
Apr 11 2018
No Way Out
The Video may seem a little off topic but that’s because Trump was completely off topic, raving about how unfair it was that his Button Man who happens to be a member of the Bar (but probably not for long) Michael Cohen got served with a Search Warrant, at least 3 of them as …
Apr 09 2018
Donald Trump- Slumlord
Oh, and anti-Semite but you knew that already. You couldn’t pay me enough to live in one of Trump’s sleazy death traps (well, actually you could because I’m a terrible sell-out as you can see by my constant pleas for monetary support and the abundant and aggressive advertising on the site) but for some people …
Apr 09 2018
Jelly On The Belly
You know, when I look back on it I’ve had a remarkable number of medical procedures, though I suppose that’s only if you don’t consider my advanced age (120+), none of which included looking up my penis. As far as I know, I’ve been unconscious for a lot of them and nothing inspires confidence in …
Apr 07 2018
My Name Is ROGER MURDOCK.
I’m an airline pilot. I think you’re the greatest, but my dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don’t even run down court. And that you don’t really try… except during the playoffs. The hell I don’t! LISTEN, KID! I’ve been hearing that crap ever …
Apr 06 2018
Real World Problems Of The Super Rich
You know what sucks? Coming back to your apartment after a long hard day destroying the environment, polluting the air, poisoning the water, and fostering Lead-melting Venus-like Global Warming, and finding the landlord has tossed all your stuff into the front yard and changed the locks. Lobbyist couple had to change the locks on Pruitt …
Apr 06 2018
When People Tell You What They Are- Believe Them
It’s not quite one of Oprah’s favorite quotes from Maya Angelou, that would be “Show” in place of “Tell”, but it’s true enough. Why Would the Atlantic Hire Kevin Williamson? By Jordan Weissmann, Slate March 27, 2018 Editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg’s memo to staff: I first came to know Kevin’s work several years ago; he’s incredibly …
Apr 05 2018
Rudy Giuliani: An Avalanche Of Sleaze
Oh sure, I could come after Rudy on his policy which is consistently and completely wrong, but it’s sooo much more satisfying to point out he’s a scumbag on a personal level who makes you want to shower for about 24 hours with a Brillo Pad after you’ve shared the same air. Judith Giuliani files …
Apr 02 2018
Fair And Objective
Because, you know, “Fair And Balanced” is already trademarked. Our greatest responsibility is to serve our communities. We are extremely proud of the quality, balanced journalism that Sinclair News produces. But we’re concerned about the troubling trend of irresponsible, one sided news stories plaguing our country. The sharing of biased and false news has become …
Mar 31 2018
Cherry Blossoms
A week ago I was having Anchovy and Bacon pizza at Comet Ping Pong. C’mon, it’s good.