Look, you never lie to the FBI. If you’re Archie Goodwin crafty you tell them the truth in a misleading way (The Doorbell Rang). Donald John Trump is no Archie Goodwin. Other than that you shut up. As in Fifth Amendment shut up. Bill Clinton (who is no Donald John Trump) thought he could get …
Tag: ek Politics
Jan 25 2018
Illuminati Conspiracists
As I’ve mentioned I’m a member of the Illuminati, a bona fide Freemason, A.F. & A.M., Past Master of my Lodge. Outsiders call us a “Secret Society”. There’s not much secret about it. We’re a bunch of old cranky Guys. Not necessarily White, I had something to do with that, and not necessarily Christian. Catholics …
Jan 25 2018
Blaming Samsung!
About those missing texts- Where are the 50,000 important text messages between FBI lovers Lisa Page and Peter Strzok? Blaming Samsung! Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 24, 2018 Well first of all, 50,000 texts is a thumb exercise regime, not a relationship. Newsweek reports– Trump wrote in his tweet early Wednesday that there are 50,000 …
Jan 24 2018
Funny How?
I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? Big News A Day Of Revelations I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
Jan 23 2018
And They Say Irony Is Dead
Any responsible estimate of total participation starts at 2 Million. Just off the top of my head there were at least 6 cities, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, Chicago, D.C., New York, and Las Vegas where participation was 200,000 or more. That’s 1.2 Million right there. Some reports add 400,000 between Los Angeles and …
Jan 23 2018
Nihilists Delight
What Even Matters Anymore? Robert Mueller? No! But thank you for playing our game. What’s the consolation prize Johnny? A copy of our Home Edition!
Jan 22 2018
“Wait!”
Frankly, I have yet to engage in a direct action campaign that was “well timed” in the view of those who have not suffered unduly from the disease of segregation. For years now I have heard the word “Wait!” It rings in the ear of every Negro with piercing familiarity. This “Wait” has almost always …
Jan 20 2018
Klotzen, nicht Kleckern!
Es gibt keine verzweifelten Lagen, es gibt nur verzweifelte Menschen.- Heinz Guderian Sorry, I didn’t want to write this before I was sure. In one year Donald Trump has managed to shut down the Federal Government. It’s not every day you get to see a Superpower Paper Tiger burst into flames so I recommend pulling …
Jan 18 2018
Of Course Lobsters Feel Pain
I mean, if you don’t like lobsters you don’t really need any excuse, more for me. If you must there’s always Leviticus (better not see you wearing wool and cotton at the same time) or an allergy (my allergy to Bell Peppers is very real, I also don’t like them). To pretend that shooting cows …
Jan 18 2018
Assault and Battery
By the time I was in my Senior Year of High School I lacked but a quarter credit of Gym to graduate and while I scheduled myself an apparently rigorous array of academics I didn’t really take it very seriously because what were they going to do? Flunk me? Umm… as it turns out my …
Jan 17 2018
Art Is A Dangerous Liberal Deception
(Did I mention I write about popular culture?) Actually, sending a selfie to Google is a really bad idea and you shouldn’t do it. Scientific Fact! It’s not about race, or gender, or religion, or… It never is. It’s about Conspiracy Theories! Remember The Stars Hollow Gazette and DocuDharma, your source for only the most …