Tag: ek Politics

Helter Skelter

Perhaps you consider it a rather unmelodic and puzzling Beatles tune. Well then, you’re probably not as crazy and homicidal as Charlie Manson. Charles Manson often spoke to the members of his “family” about “Helter Skelter” in the months leading up to the murders of Sharon Tate and Leno and Rosemary LaBianca in August 1969, …

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Yeah, this is why I use a pseudonym.

I’m kinda Internet proof. If you use my real name, the first hundred or so matches? Well, they’re not me. Under ek I’m not as famous as I was when I was resident at the orange insane asylum run by the Bösendorfer idiot (and I’m not kidding at all when I say I also own …

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Limit Dow(n)?

Welcome to Monday you gamblers. You know, in the United States, there are two zeros- Zero and Double Zero. Dow futures plunge 800 points as Wall Street looks set to extend last week’s sharp losses by Yun Li, CNBC Sun, Jun 14 Stock futures fell in early morning trading on Monday, pointing to more losses …

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Some Wisdom from Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian

Look, I never use “America” as a synonym for “The United States of” because it’s two Continents and an Isthmus with over 30 separate Nations including some that are bigger. However Mrs. Betty Bowers may very well be America’s Best Christian. Happy Birthday Asshole.

Some Trevor Noah

I have not gone back to covering this on the reg. I find most of Late Night exceptionally painful and unfunny and my policy of absolutely no Cable News and no Late Night is fully supported by my Therapist. This is not funny either but it’s a pretty fair summary in case I missed anything …

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The Masque of the Red States

It was in the blue room where stood the prince, with a group of pale courtiers by his side. At first, as he spoke, there was a slight rushing movement of this group in the direction of the intruder, who at the moment was also near at hand, and now, with deliberate and stately step, …

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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

My optimist hopes for a silver lining.

Miedas Touch

These were brought to my attention as being similar to the spots being produced by The Lincoln Project (George Conway).

Went With The Wind

Umm… exactly nobody is trying to censor Gone With The Wind. It’s just a horrible movie on its merits. So is Birth of a Nation. 1915 1080p 1933 Director’s Cut w/ Sound Oh, and that’s Klansmen with a ‘KKK’. I personally don’t find Song of the South all that Racist but then again all I …

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Bugaloo!

Welcome to life during Wartime. Heard of a van that is loaded with weapons Packed up and ready to go Heard of some grave sites out by the highway A place where nobody knows The sound of gunfire off in the distance I’m getting used to it now Lived in a brownstone, I lived in …

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Police Riots

Cody Johnston An hour is too long to ask for your attention? Ok, here’s the tl;dr 5 minute version.

About One Thing

To tell you the truth I’m more afraid of Cops than Corona The Lime is only there to keep the flies out. What made you think it was a good idea to shove it through the neck into your beer?

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