Too bad it was the last time. Chicken and Waffles? How drain bamaged to you have to be to think that’s even a thing? 50 Shades of Beige Faith Healing Did I mention depression? AND WASH YOUR HANDS!
Tag: ek Politics
Mar 05 2020
Old Shuck
Ya be out on the coast when the fog rolls in and two red eyes loom out of the mist, then ya know you’re with the black dog. Frankly I’d rather deal with Nick himself. I am personally offended that the Warren campaign did not catch fire because it’s exactly the same campaign I ran …
Mar 03 2020
“Today we are engaged in a final, all-out battle between communistic atheism and Christianity.”
Ok, I’m rooting for “communistic atheism”. Why are Americans warming to socialism? Because capitalism has failed them by Arwa Mahdawi, The Guardian Tue 3 Mar 2020 It would be inaccurate to say that the US is embracing “socialism”, because the word has become amorphous: boomers associate it with Stalinism, millennials associate it with Scandinavia. In …
Mar 02 2020
Don’t Let…
Chris Matthews has been escorted by Security from the building with his personal effects. The contents of his office will be screened for company property (staples, paper clips, Post-Its, pens), boxed, and shipped. Passwords have been canceled. A good argument for ‘Medicare-for-All’, especially since Chris would hate it. His MSNBC ‘Colleagues’ are issuing the professionally …
Mar 02 2020
The Masque
1842 The “Red Death” had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avatar and its seal — the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the …
Feb 29 2020
This Is What “Winning” Looks Like
Does it ever happen to you that you express some reasonable political sentiment, say that you’re not too keen on ripping babies out of their Mother’s arms or that Russian National Interests are not identical to United States National Interests or that using the National Security apparatus of the United States Government and it’s Agencies …
Feb 29 2020
Handicapping South Carolina
There can be only one winner today and his name is Bernie Sanders. But wait, isn’t he 20 points behind? Sure, in one survey, the Monmouth. Unfortunately for the Bernie hating Villagers who have doubled down on it because they want nothing more than a Biden Presidency to ensure their cushy phony baloney jobs are …
Feb 28 2020
“Gym” Jordan
If you’ve ever been to the Land of Cleves in the Western Reserve of Connecticut you have my sympathies. There’s really not a lot to reccomend it. They have this Paper they call the Plain Dealer and they’ve decided that as bad as their reputation is it doesn’t deserve to be sullied by someone like …
Feb 27 2020
It’s Over Dudes. You Lost.
On May 10th 1865 Jefferson Davis was captured attempting to flee the last Seat of the Confederate Government, Washington Georgia. Reputedly he was dressed as a woman to avoid recognition, I see no necessity to slander him beyond his fundamental failures, it’s probably apocryphal. June 23rd Cherokee leader Stand Watie was the last Confederate general …
Feb 27 2020
Your Are What You Eat
The EU has made it clear that if the UK wants a trade agreement, Chlorinated Chickens are right out. Oh, that would be almost every Chicken produced in the US where we cram them into boxes, chop off their beaks so they don’t peck each other to death, pump ’em full of antibiotics so they …
Feb 26 2020
Fidel Castro was a Bad, Bad Man
He executed Thousands (though for scale you really have to compare him to Batista), Packed a bunch more off to “Re-Education” Camps which are by definition much, much worse than a Political Prison. Oh, and he stole all their Mafia and Graft money when they fled to Miami and started raising an Army of Catholic …