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Impeachment PM

Either Breathtakingly Stupid Or A Fascist Coup. So Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio gets pissed off at Rachel, loads up his .45, storms into the Studio and plugs her right between the eyes. On Camera. Great Television. “She was hurting my re-election chances. Since I’m the Greatest Of All Time it’s in the National Interest.” Trevor …

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Impeachment: Senate Trial 1.29.2020

Why Lev Parnas Won’t Be Attending The Impeachment Hearings He’s released on bail with a Ankle Monitor as a flight risk (to be fair he was nailed at the Airport fleeing the country) awaiting trial for his FELONY! which he committed in conspiracy with Rudy Guiliani and Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio. Schumer gave him a …

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John Brown and the Second War For Slavery

The primary reason why Southern United States culture and Spartan culture are so similar is that both societies lived in existential fear their Slaves would rise up and murder them in their sleep. Which is actually a pretty outstanding idea, that’s why John Brown tried to raid the Harper’s Ferry Army Depot- to steal the …

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Impeachment After Dark

Pretty much to form. Republicans have no defense and nothing to say, they were stupid to waste the time and they are being stupid again today when if they could stop their Showboating and Verbal Diarrhea they could chop 2 days off the schedule which they say they want to do. Except they’re lying again …

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The Odd Thing About Conspiracy

So let’s say you and I come up with an elaborate (or not so because we’re morons) plan to rob a Bank. That’s a crime. We’re conspirators in a crime. Now, if you shoot someone dead I’m part of Conspiracy to Murder (as well as Armed Robbery and a bunch of Firearms Felonies) even though …

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Why Don’t We Buy Greenland?

Is Elon Musk bribing our Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio or what? A Tunnel? A Tunnel?! This is going to connect the (much reduced) West Bank to Gaza. Too moronic to dignify. A totally transparent attempt to distract from Bibi’s and UCcBP’s incredibly serious legal problems by proposing a horrifically bad idea. Trump unveils Middle East …

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Impeachment: Senate Trial 1.28.2020

Today is the last of the 3 days allowed under the rules for Opening Statements from Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio’s defense team. Like Herod, I am unimpressed. Not that I’m casting UCcBP (Haven’t you been reading? The Media has gone all acronyms and Mr.) in any martyr role, just saying he’s not so good at …

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More Questions From Jen

Who’d a thunk? Trump’s defense is irrelevant. Only Bolton matters now. By Jennifer Rubin, Washington Post Jan. 27, 2020 Trying to raise executive privilege claims to prevent Bolton from testifying was already a stretch. The privilege cannot be used to cover up wrongdoing. And asserting it got a whole lot harder in the past 24 …

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Impeachment Tonight

Stephen was lazy or sick. Trevor Seth Big fan of Clemens, not sure I’m down with the Bolton comparison.

Impeachment: Senate Trial 1.27.2020

One thing that people are not paying attention to is that by only consuming 2 – 3 hours on Saturday, the Republican Managers have forfeited up to 6 hours of their 24 total given the 3 day restriction unless they want to run waaay late. I suppose I can catch the boys on YouTube. Of …

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Jennifer Rubin’s Questions

Let’s see if Republicans answer any of these today. Trump lawyers’ weak start opens the door to devastating questions By Jennifer Rubin, Washington Post Jan. 26, 2020 President Trump’s lawyers’ repeated assertions Saturday that they would not take much time on their case confirmed that they know the result is in the bag and that …

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Setting the Table

Forks necessary for the consumption of the meal are on the Left, organized by the order of courses to be served with the first being furthest from the center. Plates are stacked in a similar manner, if a bowl is required it’s usually provided by the Server and sits on top of a plate which …

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