I suppose the shocking Oedipal revelation does kind of make the gouging of eyeballs superfluous but it’s an important bit of staging that wows the audience every time. Still pretending it’s not Justice Theater? Consider whom we share the practice with. This is why the maximum penalty I can endorse is a cell and a …
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May 06 2019
40 Year Old Comedy Show In Decline!
Film at 11. Seriously, it sucked this week for about the 3rd week in a row. Certainly having Adam Sandler constantly there as a reminder of the ’90s gave it that Episode 2, pounding our way out of a coffin feel, well, that and Zombie Chris Farley. Yes, it is too soon. Why do you …
May 02 2019
Coupé de Ville
Not quite what you think– A car body style produced from 1908 to 1939 with an external or open-topped driver’s position and an enclosed compartment for passengers. Take that you filthy Prole. But Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio doesn’t know either- Was Donald Trump the target of a coup? No By Louis Jacobson, Politifact Monday, April …
May 02 2019
Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?
The President Wants To Shoot Migrants At The Border It would have a strong deterrent effect.
May 01 2019
Article One Powers
Among them is to set their own rules of order. Filibuster in the House? Sure, why not? We’ve already had the Hastert Rule, named after a convicted pedophile- Dennis Hastert. In court submissions on sentencing considerations filed in April 2016, federal prosecutors made allegations of sexual misconduct against Hastert, saying that he had molested at …
May 01 2019
Allez le Barricades!
The Internationale Arise ye workers from your slumbers Arise ye prisoners of want For reason in revolt now thunders And at last ends the age of cant. Away with all your superstitions Servile masses arise, arise We’ll change henceforth the old tradition And spurn the dust to win the prize. So comrades, come rally …
Apr 30 2019
Contempt
Deep in the bowels of the Capitol there’s a tiny room with 4 or 5 Holding Cells that is the Capitol Jail. It’s not much because it isn’t intended to be occupied very long. The express purpose is to encourage the co-operation of Witnesses who are found in Contempt of Congress. That process is very …
Apr 29 2019
Ten Thousand Lies
It’s been a while since I reminded you why I only, and will ever only, call him Unindicted Co-Conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio. First of all he’s the bastard product of electoral Fraud and Theft and thus unfit to enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States, so any title is inappropriate and …
Apr 28 2019
Not The Nerd Prom
White House Correspondent’s Association too craven and cowardly to schedule a Comedian lest they face a twit storm of criticism from Unidicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio and his foul mouthed minority of yellow bellied, lily livered Bigots? Don’t worry. Samantha Bee has you covered. Red Carpet- Live! I say we nuke them from orbit. It’s the …
Apr 26 2019
Emissions From Cows
And by Cows I mean Republicans and by Emissions I mean burps because Cows are Ruminants and don’t technically fart though their burps contain a fair amount of Methane, an extremely potent Greenhouse Gas. Cody’s Showdy Why does this matter so much to Unindicted Co-Conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio? Let us remind ourselves of the magnificent repast …
Apr 25 2019
Petticoat Junction
For obvious reasons. Come ride the little train that is rolling down the tracks to the junction. Forget about your cares, it is time to relax at the junction. Lotsa curves, you bet Even more, when you get To the junction There’s a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction. It is run …