Well, you’ll just have to imagine my best Schwarzenegger impression. First post-Holiday show. No Means No Miss Congeniality? Not me. Kick ’em in the ‘Nads and then, when they’re on the ground writhing in pain? Kick ’em in the ‘Nads again. The Masked Singer has to be the stupidest idea for a game show ever.
Tag: ek Politics
Jan 23 2019
Vanity Project Penis Wall O’ Racism
Lots of chatter today among the classes that do, namely the Versailles Villagers, about how, for the good of the country mind you, Democrats ought to cave to Unidicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio on his Vanity Project Penis Wall ‘O Racism because he’s never going to compromise. Oh but he’s already compromised they wail (he is …
Jan 23 2019
Women’s March 2019
Couldn’t get out this year but Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez did. Sigh. Six more years until she can run for President.
Jan 22 2019
No Deal!
It is simply not helpful in any way for Democrats to accept the temporary extension of DACA and TPS (3 years with a 1 year delay already dictated by the Supreme Court because they refused to hear arguments this term and add another since next year is an election year) in exchange for Unidicted Co-conspirator …
Jan 21 2019
The Mountaintop, April 3, 1968
Given in support of striking Sanitation Workers in Memphis, Tennessee. Thank you very kindly, my friends. As I listened to Ralph Abernathy and his eloquent and generous introduction and then thought about myself, I wondered who he was talking about. It’s always good to have your closest friend and associate to say something good about …
Jan 21 2019
August 28, 1963
I have a dream I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation. Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a …
Jan 21 2019
Letter From Birmingham Jail
I like to publish this on Martin Luther King Jr. Day (in fact more frequently than that) because it holds many valuable lessons for those of us who believe in Direct Action, some of which I have highlighted. I won’t bother blockquoting. ek hornbeck MY DEAR FELLOW CLERGYMEN: While confined here in the Birmingham city …
Jan 19 2019
DNA Discounts
AeroMexico is offering DNA Discounts on tickets to Mexico which is a fascinating and beautiful place I would gladly visit if it weren’t so damn hot most of the year (which is not to say I’m looking forward to the 16 Degree Cold Snap predicted for Monday in Stars Hollow). As an acolyte of Clio …
Jan 18 2019
Who Is Yoni Appelbaum?
Well, Yoni Appelbaum is a senior editor at The Atlantic, where he oversees the Ideas section. This is going to be their lead piece in the March 2019 Edition. It deals in depth with the first Impeachment, that of Andrew Johnson, the Democrat who succeeded Abraham Lincoln after his Assassination. Interesting note, his Senate Trial …
Jan 18 2019
Slam Dunk
WaPo paraphrased- Senator Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.): If Unidicted Co-Conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio tried to coach somebody not to testify, or testify falsely, would that be a crime? Attorney General Nominee William P. Barr: Yes. Slam Dunk. Of course it has been since the Lester Holt interview after Comey’s firing where he said this– Regardless of …
Jan 17 2019
Now THAT’S Some Fancy Trolling
The New York Times– Dear Mr. President: On January 3rd, it was my privilege as Speaker to invite you to deliver the State of the Union address on January 29th. The Constitution calls for the President to “from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union.” During the 19th …
Jan 17 2019
No Collusion! No Collusion!
Oops. Well, “hacking the DNC” (Theft) is not the only crime here. Campaign Finance Violations, Treason and Espionage, Tax Fraud, Bank Fraud, Plain Old Fraud, Money Laundering, Lying Under Oath, Perjury, Suborning Perjury, Obstruction of Justice, and Abuse of Power to name only a few. The correct word is “Conspiracy” and damn right it’s a …