Custom-fitted dresses for Greece. Everybody wants one! They’ll be all the rage in Milan, Lisbon, Dublin, Madrid and gay Paris. Anyone for a haircut?
However, according to Frau Merkel, “the rules [now] state that only “those companies mentioned on the list drawn up each year by a commission domiciled at the Ministry for Credit Default Swaps are entitled to avail themselves of the label haute couture.”
I think she meant, “Prevention is better than a cure.” But what cure? Paint your ass baboon pink and call it fashion?