I did not nor do I have plans for leading the kids families on our annual Christmas tree procurement outing. One daughter is now a full hour away and the other, well they will be doing it on their own cause for the first year in countless ones we don’t plan on doing a Christmas tree at all. Yet I am sad but not. I am still “God” in the joyful eyes of four grandkids. I miss the tradition but my family especially knows all about the “Illuminati plan to destroy America” so we are working towards re-establishing our lost suburban lives in a more remote and cheaper location.