So many end-games to play, so little time.
Fat sperm whales, become hummingbirds!
We’ll get you more oil (at certain costs), but use it
wiser! Obama’s economic disasters advisors
suggest a strike on Iran a payroll tax cut
while the economy strengthens…wait…whut?
That whole Peak Oil myth is like the myth
Of Sisyphus, sez Obama’s Citi’s Orszag.
Guns ‘n’ Butter. Think, man, think! Thinker,
Thunker! Drinker, drunker! Finker…Funker!
Yes, that’s it! Spy on your neighbors!
The Mooslim hordes, the crazy Joos, of course,
Department of Homeland Security? Hello?
I tink I taw a puddy-tat! Woof.
Tag: 5-min verse
Feb 18 2012