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The New Guy I don’t know who wrote it, but this is brilliant. Trump wants to bang his daughter Yeah, this is the kind of insightful commentary you don’t get on the other political websites, you get the weak tea of “White ISIS”. For one thing that should be “Daesh” (pronounced “daes” or “dahes” which …

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The New Guy Well, I’m not the only one work thinks that last night’s visit by Jon is, uhh…, more than just friendly chit chat about a cause close to his heart. “The Daily Show”’s desperate move: Bringing Jon Stewart back to give Trevor Noah a credibility bump by Sonia Saraiya, Salon Tuesday, Dec 8, …

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The New Guy The Donald, The Notorious T.E.D., and Ben “What? It’s Just Brain Surgery” Carson represent over 50% of the Republican Party Well, I thought you should know. Personally I’m not as concerned as much as you might think because that’s 50% of the 28% who self identify as Republicans or like 14%. They’d …

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The New Guy We’re all going to die True that. Among the many reasons I’m in therapy. It doesn’t change things, it just makes me feel better to vent to a professional. Did I mention our food is killing us too? Not a Hoverboard, A Segway Without A Stick Just in time for your gift …

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The New Guy Yeah, so Chris Brown was a bigger deal than I thought. Mutiny at “The Daily Show”: Chris Brown bait-and-switch casts doubt on Trevor Noah’s hosting chops by Sonia Saraiya, Salon Wednesday, Dec 2, 2015 03:41 PM EST Last night, R&B artist Chris Brown was bumped from a scheduled appearance on “The Daily …

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Yeah, you may want to skip Chris Brown. The New Guy Exclusive Spike Lee Bazinga! What does that even mean? No, of course I don’t watch The Big Bang Theory, I’m much too busy being a nerd (in case you’re wondering what the difference is between a geek and a nerd, geeks tend to be …

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The New Guy Exclusive A Constituency Of One Trevor’s guests this week- Monday 11/30: Spike Lee Tuesday 12/1: Chris Brown Wednesday 12/2: Lupita Nyong’o Thusday 12/3: Idris Elba Spike will be on to talk about Chi-Raq, just as he will on Wednesday with Larry. Mr. Continuity Technically it’s still Long Island This weekly’s guests- Monday …

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Stephen’s guests tonight- Wednesday 11/25: Gloria Estefan, Eric Greitens, Jake Wood, and Daniel Boulud And that’s it for the next 7 days (this week and next) besides repeats. Fortunately (or not) The New Guy has a full boat. Monday 11/30: Spike Lee Tuesday 12/1: Chris Brown Wednesday 12/2: Lupita Nyong’o Thusday 12/3: Idris Elba Mr. …

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I’ve got my turkey in the garage in a hefty bag full of anti-freeze. Does that work as a method to thaw? I’ve got a nephew who wants me to make tofurkey this year. What’s the best way to let him know he’s no longer welcome in my house? I like to serve my turkey …

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Sylvester Stallone is notorious for how bad he is and most of it is deserved (Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot). Not so much for the Rocky thing which, while it quickly degenerated into a tired cash cow of meaningless sequels, had at it’s heart a story of personal perseverance in the face of inevitable …

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The New Guy Ted Koppel– Zombie Apocalypse Prepper Ted Koppel– Not Quite so Cray Mabel Pines- Attack of the Yoga Pants Our guest tonight is David Rees. Apparently next week is re-runs. I hope (unlike Jon) Trevor uses the time to polish his material. The New Continuity Spatial Reasoning Tonightly- Mike Yard’s Hockey Revenge! Panelists …

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You know why they call us that? Because we’ll gladly take a piece of wood and sell it to you as nutmeg. Happy Thanksgiving suckers! The New Guy Timbaland Extended Exclusive! The Rose of Alabamy A very good phone ruined by rubbish battery life, and did I mention Siri is always on sucking the juice …

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