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The Real Deal The Empty Lectern A lectern is a flat place you can put your notes. A podium is an elevated platform on which you stand. I mention this because I have given hundreds of speeches on a podium from a lectern and one of my former capo di familia made a big deal …

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Mr. Mainstream Soylent Green Stephen’s last guests this week are Rashida Jones and the Struts. Rashida Jones will probably be talking about Angie Tribeca. Next week TMC and I will be on the road. I’ve prevailed on her to accompany me, Richard, and Emily to a memorial service that we are attending in Michigan. We’ll …

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The New Guy Rio Trevor’s last guest this week is supposed to be Tip “T.I.” Harris. This will be somewhat interesting. During last night’s concert at Irving Plaza, a Manhattan club, one of the rappers in a supporting act, identified as Troy Ave, opened fire in the Green Room above the stage area and killed …

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The New Guy Katie Couric Exclusive Extended My Dad, The NRA Conventioneer Trevor’s guests this week are- Wednesday 5/25: Corey Pegues Thursday 5/26: Tip “T.I.” Harris Mr. Continuity I haven’t forgotten about you Pardon the Integration Larry’s panelists this week are- Wednesday 5/25: Arianna Huffington Thursday 5/26: LeVar Burton Mr. Mainstream Lewis Black- Optimist Roommates …

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The New Guy Arianna Huffington Exclusive Extended Keystone Kops Trevor’s guests this week are- Monday 5/23: Rose Byrne Tuesday 5/24: Katie Couric Wednesday 5/25: Corey Pegues Thursday 5/26: Tip “T.I.” Harris Mr. Continuity What She Said Larry’s panelists this week are- Monday 5/23: Jennifer Bartels Tuesday 5/24: Esperanza Spalding Wednesday 5/25: Arianna Huffington Thursday 5/26: …

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The Real Deal First Trimester Shut Up already ps. Andrew Jackson was an evil man Pobrecito You got to fight, for your right, to build a multi-Million dollar stadium on the taxpayer’s dime Have I mentioned I hate Mondays?

For some Euclidian Problems a Compass and Straight Edge won’t do You have to fold the paper Yeah, I’m so geeky I watch stuff like that for fun. At one time I wanted to get into topology- Fun with Spheres Unfortunately my Trig Transforms are not up to the task, so I settled for History …

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The New Guy Oh Canada Part 2 Extended Exclusive Jason Sudeikis Extended Exclusive Trevor’s last guest this week is Arianna Huffington Mr. Continuity Sexual Boundaries Umm… Sure. In a heartbeat. How would it feel to be 79 years younger? I don’t care Trump’s a troglodyte, I don’t even care about community property. I hope that’s …

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The New Guy Oh Canada Dahlia Lithwick Exclusive Extended Trevor’s guests this week are- Wednesday 5/18: Jason Sudeikis Thursday 5/19: Arianna Huffington Mr. Continuity A New Penis Marketing Lead Larry’s panelists this week are- Wednesday 5/18: Anthony Anderson Thursday 5/19: Paul Scheer Mr. Mainstream Sharks Eugene and Catherine Stephen’s guests this week are- Wednesday 5/18: …

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The New Guy Eliza Cossio Trevor’s guests this week are- Monday 5/16: Anthony Anderson Tuesday 5/17: Dahlia Lithwick Wednesday 5/18: Jason Sudeikis Thursday 5/19: Arianna Huffington Mr. Continuity Stonewall Larry’s panelists this week are- Monday 5/16: Paul F. Tompkins Tuesday 5/17: Lewis Black Wednesday 5/18: Anthony Anderson Thursday 5/19: Paul Scheer Mr. Mainstream Trump Stephen’s …

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Yeah, another Monday where I’m not quite as ready as I expected but without failure what would I have to talk about? I hate Country too. Tell me why. The Real Deal Ted Is Dead The Not Crazy Carolina Sing Along Like You Mean It

Not to brag or nothin’ (ok, maybe just a little), while it’s possible you could come up with some film stuff that would stump me, you ain’t gonna beat me on the books. Mr. Mainstream What Page? Which Edition? Stephen’s last guests this week are- Friday 5/13: Matt Bomer, Zach Woods, Nick Griffin Eh, more …

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