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Apr 22 2016
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Let’s Go Mets!)
One good thing about Daily Nightly-less Fridays is I can watch the Mets. It’s good for napping. Tonight they are up 6 – 3 in the 8th but there is a rain delay. Mr. Mainstream Elizabeth II is 90 It’s Magically Delicious Stephen’s guests tonight are- Friday 4/22: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Sam Morril
Apr 21 2016
The Daily Late Nightly Show (I Have A Scream)
The New Guy The 90s Sturgill Simpson Sturgill Simpson- Web Exclusive Web Exclusive- Positivity Off Trevor’s last guest this Week is Howard Dean. Unfortunately Howard is not the politician many thought he was. He’s pretty right wing for Vermont has shown it by lobbying for some very questionable organizations and endorsing some highly suspect people. …
Apr 20 2016
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Not Just TV)
The New Guy Dilma Rousseff Sexual Racism- Web Exclusive No, I’m not going to give you 9:17 more of Ben Carson not matter how web exclusive and extended it is. I could hardly stand the 2 segments he got. Man, he’s a bore. Trevor’s guests this Week are- Wednesday 4/20: Sturgill Simpson Thursday 4/21: Howard …
Apr 19 2016
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Fictional Politics)
This week the guests are kind of divided between Kevin Spacey’s House of Cards and Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ Veep with a little bit of Hamilton thrown in for good measure. The New Guy New York Values Flying While Arabic Trevor’s guests this Week are- Monday 4/18: Ellie Kemper Tuesday 4/19: Ben Carson Wednesday 4/20: Sturgill Simpson …
Apr 18 2016
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Early Monday)
Yeah, it kind of crowds me. Also there are a week’s worth of links to look up. All you get for now is the Mobile Armored Riot Police and I leave it to the reader whether I’m Asian enough (not at all actually, full quarter Viking and the rest Scots/German) to hang with Major Kusanagi. …
Apr 14 2016
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Dead Girls and Live Boys)
The New Guy Dennis Hastert- Child Molester This counts as a “live boy”. At least 4 of them. What’s truly amazing is how many Republican “Family Values” perverts there are and how few Democrats. Dick pix and consensual blow jobs don’t count. Lori Klausutis does. The only way I can lose is if I’m caught …
Apr 13 2016
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Bernie, Bernie, Bernie)
The New Guy Roy Wood Jr. and Jordan Klepper Jessica Williams and Ronnie Chieng Trevor’s guests this Week are- Wednesday 4/13: Ken Jeong Thursday 4/14: W. Kamau Bell Ken Jeong will probably want to talk about Norm of the North or Dr. Ken. Mr. Continuity Franchesca Ramsey Trump Larry’s panelists this Week are- Wednesday 4/13: …
Apr 12 2016
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Completely Useless Programs)
The New Guy Jordan Klepper The Most Useless Program Ever Created Sure, I’ve coded randomizers. Mine accept strings like “4+4d4” (total of 4 4 sided dice with 4 added to each die, range 20 to 32, average result 26) and “4d4+4” (total of 4 4 sided dice with 4 added to the result, range 8 …
Apr 11 2016
The Daily Late Nightly Show (American Idol Is Dead!)
Thank goodness. I read an article mourning it’s passing claiming that it was a uniquely United States phenomena. Duh. It was a straight up rip off of a vastly superior British show- Pop Idol that even starred Simon Cowell and sparked no less than 10 nationalised spin offs. I’m glad that you’re dead, you rascal …
Apr 07 2016
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Cupcakes)
The New Guy Transdemic Trevor’s last guest this Week is Juan Williams, Faux Noise’s pet. Mr. Continuity All Soul Daddy all the time. Louisiana Cray ASShOLe 2 Chainz Explainz Larry’s last panelist this Week is Jake Tapper Mr. Mainstream April Fools Department of Redundant Redundancy The Island Of Misfit Toys Stephen’s last guests this Week …
Apr 06 2016
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Hans Gruber)
The New Guy U.S. Women’s Soccer Trevor’s guests This Week are- Wednesday 4/6: Angelica Ross Thursday 4/7: Juan Williams Mr. Continuity Tomorrow all Soul Daddy all the time. New Phones Larry’s panelists This Week are- Wednesday 4/6: Wendell Pierce Thursday 4/7: Jake Tapper Mr. Mainstream Villanova! Stephen’s guests This Week are- Wednesday 4/6: Anna Kendrick, …