I missed Speed Week for the Olympics and a bunch of Norwegians in fancy pants?! I must be a cheese eating, wine swilling, Ivory Tower, coast dwelling in-tee-lectual. I’m probably homoqueeracle too.
Well, it’s like the first robin of Spring I guess. I couldn’t care less but it kicks off at 1:30 pm so grab your Buds (and no, I don’t mean your friends most of whom I hope have the good sense to miss this mash of alcohol, testosterone, and gasoline) and join in the spectacle that is Turn Left Bumper Cars.
Make sure you note the flaming chunks of twisted metal below.