“Ecosystem Services” is the brilliant phrase dreamed up by greenies who have bought capitalism hook, line, and sinker and aim to appeal to the biological ignorance of genius accountants and magical entrepreneurs. The idea is that the oysters that once existed in Chesapeake Bay provided “billions of dollars in water filtration services” before they were wiped off the planet. As if capitalists cared who moved their cheese. They constantly move to new cheese, without a second’s thought. And as if Nature gave a fuck about these impresarios of doom. She doesn’t.
