(An imagined interview by a sick individual)
Reporter: Tom can you determine the difference in your balls inflation?
Tom: I like my balls in the lower range.
Reporter: Who determines the range Tom?
Tom: I do. I know when my balls feel the most comfortable. Of course I do have others that feel my balls. When I say “feel my balls” i mean that I determine the correct pressure and show others the tightness I prefer.
Reporter: You stated earlier that you are handed the balls, correct?
Who hands you your balls?
Tom: I have a ball guy.
Reporter: Is this “ball guy” the only one that handles your balls?
Tom: Well no there is usually a few referees and the halfback likes to handle them, there are also the receivers that like to get the feel of them. Before gametime of course.
Reporter: Does anyone touch your balls at halftime?
Tom: Usually only my ball guy but last week I am told someone touched my balls.
Reporter: Can you tell when others touch your balls?
Tom: Only Giselle