Tag: horrid music

Pony Party: Worst Holiday Songs

We’ve all heard them at this time of year. Repeatedly. So frequently that we want to pull out our hair. Or strangle random people in the mall. Or maybe that’s just because that person was walking soooo slowly, kept stopping dead in their tracks and would weave, so that I couldn’t get around him/her. God, I hate malls at this time of the year. (Anytime, truth be told).

But I digress. We’re assembled here today to discuss the mighty ear worm of horrible holiday music. Not the Chanukah song – that’s a classic. No, I’m talking more like the über-insipid Feed the World, by Band Aid. First, what a stupid name for band, even if they claimed their proceeds would go to charity. And this is coming from someone who likes puns. Second, “do they know it’s Christmas time?” Probably not, because the people they’re talking about are probably not Christian. Gah!

So what holiday songs do you truly despise?