Tag: OMG

An Atheist Asks A Favor Of God

An atheist was walking through the woods one day, admiring the beauty of nature all around him.

“What majestic trees!” “What powerful rivers!” What beautiful animals!”, he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.  

He ran faster, and then looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.  

At that instant the Atheist  cried out,  “Oh my God!”  

Time stopped…

The bear froze…

The forest was silent…

Glenn Beck OWNED on Radio Show, goes totally berserk

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This is insane. Glen Beck is fucking psychotic. Sick, demented, paranoid and insane.

Straight jacket material.

The way he goes from spitting and howling to normal in .5 seconds, disturbing.

May I please ask WHY we allow this piece of shit to stay on air?

Psychotic

Really, WTF?

OMG! OMG! OMG!

OMG! Barack Obama hasn’t jailed Cheney and Bush.

OMG! Barack Obama hasn’t closed Gitmo.

OMG! The Dow is at 8100 and Barack Obama hasn’t fixed it.

OMG! Unemployment is at a four year high, and Barack Obama hasn’t decreased it.

OMG! HRC is maybe gonna be Secretary of State, and Barack Obama is appointing her.

OMG! Barack Obama hasn’t invalidated the US policy of torture and illegal extraditions.

OMG! Barack Obama hasn’t gotten the US troops out of Iraq.

OMG! Barack Obama hasn’t stopped US eavesdropping and surveillance.

OMG! OMG! OMG!

Hold on Progressives, help is on the way!

In today’s Washington Post, writer Rick Weiss, in an article entitled Synthetic DNA on the Brink of Yielding New Life Form may have documented the solution to all our problems. Scientists believe that in creating and growing synthetic DNA, they are on the brink of creating new life forms.