Yup, things can’t be that bad in America if we continue to kill innocent foreign children in faraway countries.
That means the war machine is working well. Ratcheting up the demonic hatred, guranteeing that America will have more “enemies” to slaughter in the future, so we can keep the trillion dollar war machine moving right along. God knows that employs a lot of people!
The only problem I’m having with this is remembering when Afghanistan attacked us? When did the Afghan people attack the United States of America? I’m drawing a blank here. Somebody help me out.
‘What was the fault of my innocent children? They were not Taliban,’ Rahim said. “Did they come here to build our country or kill our innocent children?’
Oh, Rahim, Rahim. You just don’t understand. We can’t withdraw from your country and we cannot quit killing your children because that would make our dear El Presidente look like a “failure!” Or worse, a wimp! So you and your children will continue to be sacrificed as part of the President’s PR machine. And it’s okay, really, because most Americans will never see these photos, or hear about your kids, or anything. Even the well-intentioned “liberal” of them will be more concerned with the rantings of an actor named Glenn Beck, or doing the bidding of their corporate leaders to keep themselves from having health care, than they will be with your dead children.
It’s all about the PR, baby. It’s all about “image”. We can’t have the President look like a failure, now, can we? And he can only be a “success” if “you people” quit being terrorists! Oh wait, you’re not terrorists? Well, somebody there must be, or we wouldn’t be bombing you, right? Right!
Dick’s daughter Liz might be interested in running for office. “It’s something I very well may do,” says Liz “Mini Me” Cheney.