What I want to accomplish here is to hijack the idea of the pony party for one meme. Namely, all this shit in Georgia is how my generation grew up thinking WE WERE ALL GONNA DIE except for the ones fighting over dusty cans of radioactive tuna fish. Like, pretty much everything has been wargammed from here out to the end of the world: there's no cause to worry. So. Something catharctic, celabratory, something nobody recommends, ok?
On to it…