rinnnggg….ringggg…[machine answers]…[beep]
“Hi Judy this is Bridget from Curves! I just wanted to let you know that your membership expired and I know you were on a really excellent program and were doing very well so I….”
[answer in male voice]
“Hi Bridget this is Judy! Sign me up for a lifetime membership cuz I’m so out of shape I think it would take a whole team of Bridgets to fix me up! Ha ha ha ha ha. You have my information already just go ahead and charge it. Now is there anything you can do about this hair on my lip? And Bridget, we’ve known each other a long time, why you even call me at home to discuss the gym now right?! So let me ask you…do you think I’m attractive?”
[click]