Although I have thoroughly enjoyed my 9 days at Docudharma, the cruel realities of capitalism are beckoning me toward greener pastures. The blogging world is a cut-throat competition filled with endless choices. And I have heard the siren song of . . .
Paris Hilton.
She needs a new best friend. And will stop at nothing to get one. Her new web site is soliciting new soulmates as we speak. Applicants need to submit a 90-second video and write a blog entry that appeals to Paris’ short attention span. Then the concerned public can vote on Paris’ web site to narrow the field to 20 finalists. We will then all be treated to a new reality show where Paris will choose her BFF from those 20 lucky candidates.