Glorious news from our nation’s capital (and/or Capitol) today!
Buried deep inside a boring bill about reformin’ credit card practices was a provision that stirred my patriotic loins in a way that’s been sorely missed since President Bush left office. Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK), seein’ a major flaw in this credit card legislation, fixed it right up there by insertin’ an amendment to allow loaded guns in national parks. Check and mate, you greedy credit card companies!
These days the Democrat party usually strips all of the patriotism right out of bills like this and replaces it with socialism. But not this time! Coburn’s amendment passed with the support of 27 Democrats in the Senate, includin’ the majority leader Harry Reid. That makes TWO patriotic things Reid did in ONE day, along with his come-to-Jesus moment on not closin’ Guantanamo. Wow! Maybe there’s hope for this guy after all. Or, maybe not, accordin’ to Nevada’s likely voters.