Thanks to the goddamn motherfucking Congress of the United States of America, I feel like one of the safest fucking people in the world right now. And thanks to that motherfucker George W. Bush as well. I’m going to go take a safe fucking walk around my neighborhood in celebration of just how goddamn safe from terrorists I feel after today’s vote. I don’t need not stinking laws, I have those Congressional shitheads and that asswipe W to look after me.
I usually avoid swearing on line, but words are failing me in attempting to express just how fucking angry grateful I feel.