Only three of these stories are not from The Onion. NRA Employee Accidentally Shoots Himself On The Job An employee for the National Rifle Association accidentally shot himself Thursday during a firearms training session. The 46-year-old man was holstering his pistol when it accidentally discharged, NBC Washington reports. The incident happened at the NRA’s …
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Mar 12 2017
Odds or Onions Challenge XXX
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. Mom who live-streamed 10-year-old son driving due in court MONROE, Conn.— A Connecticut woman who is accused …
Feb 26 2017
Odds or Onions Challenge XXIX
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. Henryetta abolishes decades-old dance ban HENRYETTA, Okla. — Kick off the Sunday shoes: Dancing in public is …
Feb 22 2017
Odds or Onions Challenge XXVIII
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. American flag has 51 stars for Pence visit to European Union BRUSSELS— The Star-Spangled Banner looked more starry …
Feb 18 2017
Odds or Onions Challenge XXVII
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. “Donald Trump Rants and Raves at the Press,” Donald Trump Says, Accurately DONALD TRUMP launched a surprise …
Jan 21 2017
Odds or Onions Challenge XXVI
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. Mike Pence Disappointed In The 200,000 Husbands And Fathers Who Permitted Women To Attend March WASHINGTON—Admonishing those …
Jan 15 2017
Odds or Onions Challenge XXV
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. Bear Grylls attempting to survive London on average salary The survival expert is filming a new Channel …
Jan 07 2017
Odds or Onions Challenge XXIV
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens ROSEBURG, OR—In the hours following …
Jan 01 2017
Odds or Onions Challenge XXIII
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. Genuinely puzzled Keith Richards survives 2016 ROLLING Stones legend Keith Richards has expressed his genuine surprise at …
Dec 31 2016
Odds or Onions Challenge XXII
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. Santa Claus is back on Facebook after proving his identity FAIRBANKS, Alaska — Santa Claus’ Facebook account …
Dec 31 2016
Odds or Onions Challenge XXI
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. Woman Sees Screaming Face Of ‘Donald Trump’ Inside Red Pepper Will this pepper make vegetable chili dishes …
Nov 26 2016
Odds or Onions Challenge XX
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. Sensors to measure ‘fan quakes’ at Michigan-Ohio State game COLUMBUS, OH— Ohio Stadium is sure to be …