It’s gettin’ down to crunch time, America! And I couldn’t be more pleased about the state of the Palin-McCain ticket as we head into these last few days. As I proved conclusively earlier, polls show that we are in great position to win this election.
I’ve been workin’ like the dickens to shore up this misperception that I don’t understand foreign policy too good. Just the other day I was chattin’ with French President Nicolas Sarkozy about all kinds of things, like which countries we can see from our houses, unfair things the liberal media says about us, our shared love of hunting, the relative hotness of me and his wife . . . well, I’ll just let you listen for yourselves: