Well, that gosh darn liberal media is up to their same ol’ tricks again! I’m tryin’ to do this cute thing about pardonin’ a turkey there in the spirit of Thanksgiving. Good patriotic folks love it when I do that stuff! But can ya trust a liberal elite cameraman to frame the shot to not make me look stupid? Or clueless? Or insensitive? I think we all know the answer to that question.
(Now, I should warn ya that the following video may be disturbing to some viewers because I attempt to speak the English language. Oh, and also some turkeys get killed.)