I was playing with my grandson tonight. He is two and even though he is still talking in his own made up language we seem to understand each other completely. He had a plastic sword and I was going to dub him a Knight by tapping each of his shoulders. He didn’t understand but when I assumed the position by getting down on one knee he did the same thing. He did so and then I anointed him with the full status of Knight of the Realm. He then relapsed into contemporary TeeVee land and proceeded to smite me with said very same sword. I then elevated myself to the status of wizard and everybody knows mere swords can not touch a wizard.
But personal diversions aside I call your attention to the coming Satanic event billed as the “wonderous” transition to digital TeeVee.